"I go to seek a Great Perhaps"

Yoga and zen go hand-in-hand. Right? Throughout my challenge, people who know I am practicing Bikram everyday, have said the funniest off the wall comments. I thought I would share so you could get a little laugh - my internal responses are italicized.

1. Wow! You look incredible - You're losing weight! (Mind you - this was after day 4 or something silly)
2. You have such a healthy glow, are you sure you aren't pregnant? (Absolutely sure I am NOT)
3. You're not drinking for 30 days? Oh my gosh, you're nuts! I can't even do that for 5 days! (Easypeasy)
4. I can't believe you are doing this - personally, I think you're crazy. I would never do that. But, good for you. (Well, thanks for calling me crazy)
5. You're looking tighter - you can tell that it's working! (Tighter? Excuse me?)
6. Aren't you tired of doing this already? It wouldn't hurt if you just skipped one day. (Skip? What's that?)
7. Yoga? Wow - so you must be really flexible. Can you show me? (Friend of a friend who turns out is a giant perv, too!)
8. "Ommmm" (attempting to imitate what they believe Bikram looks/sounds like, I suppose)
9. 105 degrees, so do you, like, sweat a lot? (I don't sweat - I glisten ha!)
10.  Yoga is like a cult. Those people are weird. Right? (Are you being serious right now?)